Funny SMS
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
to mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
To aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
K Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain apki
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
Shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
k har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain