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Funny SMS
When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you...
Why should only i suffer!!!
First the engagement ring
then the wedding ringthen the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed lookingat the
beautiful stars, the moon ndthe sky then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy
in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals
why are you eating there food
I'm a killer,i kill people for money
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes
all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on u?
I want u 2 know dat our friendship
means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf
i lauf.U jump out of da window
I look down & den... i lauf again
Girls are like phones. we like 2
be held and talked too- but if u
press the wrong button u'll be disconnected
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal
illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??