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Funny SMS
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the
bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean
dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4
another girl on the top...
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just
One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have
a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl:
I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer
asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
Friendship is not a game to play
It is not a word to say, It doesn'ts
tart on March and ends on May, It is
tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday
Height of Challenge: a guy left whole
answer sheet blank in an exam....&wrote
this on the last Page: "agar apnay bap ki
Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha "
Talking once with a genius is equal to the
knowledge of reading books for one month'
is a Chinese proverb. So, feel free to
contact me any time. Good Morning
I love u i love u i love u i love u dont get
excited i also love v,w,x,y,z
2 cheer up just go to the mirror and say''
damn i m so cute'' u will overcome ur sadness
but dont make this habbit coz liars go to hell