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Funny SMS
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Arre tumahri b kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Wo kahte hain k hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai
Hamne kaha khushnaseeb ho bai
Hamari to abi zinda hai..ha ha ha
Hum na hote to apko gazal kon kehta
Apke chehre ko gulab kon kehta
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
Warna patthron ko Taj Mahal kon kehta
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
Bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
Jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
To 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo
When I was born Devil said...
Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)
-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)
-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,
O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly
Who said english is easy???Fill in the
blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont
have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence
3.-----I am stupid
If ur world is spining Round & Round
& Round....Ur heart is beating fast
do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its
called high B/P