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Funny SMS
Roses r Red Violets r Blue monkey
like u should b kept in zoooo dont
get angry cuz u will find me there
tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuu
Winter Comes .........Again & Again
Summer Comes .......Again & Again
But The Person Like You..............
Will Not Come Again, Because...
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else
The one u marry becomes ur wife or
husband & the one u loved becomes
the password of ur emai id
Women have a passion for mathematics
They divide their age in half, double
the price of their clothes, and always
add at least five years to the age of...
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she
loves me, and I love myself too...
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar
ordered some food and beer. The bartender
says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless
dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a
friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to
the mirror and say, "damn I am really so
cute" u will overcome your sadness...
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying
love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies