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Funny SMS
Teri yaad main humne kalam uthayii liya
Paper aur tasweer aapki banayi
socha tha ke usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar wo to bacho ke draing k kaam ayi
Do a magic trick.....
Ek glass thanda pani apne samne bethe
howe banday pe daal dein ye uss ko garam
kar de ga "Try it at ur own risk"
Arz kia hai.....
Khuda bachaye aap ko
In haseeno se
In nazaneeno se
In mahjabeeno se
Per in haseeno ko kon bachayega
Aap jaise Kameeno se???
Why do monkeys love banana???
OOPSSS!!!
Im so Sorry...
Thats ur personal matter!!!
Pyar agar 1 se hoto Bholapan
2 se hoto Deewanapan
3 se hoto Mastanapan
4 se hoto Pagalpan
aur agar har kisi se hoto Kameenapan
"YEHI TO HAI WOH APNAPAN!!!!"
My eyes Miss you
My hands need U
My mind call You
My heart just 4 u
My life is You...
..... I LOVE YOU
Aisa meri "Ammi" aksar mujhe se bolti hain
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe Bandar dekhna hai"
Papa bole "Nahi Bete abi nahi"
"Papa kyon ?"
"Bete abhi bandar SMSParh raha hai"
Aap hmari gali men aaye
Thora sa sharmaye
Thora sa ghabraye
Thora sa muskuraye
Phir zor se chilaye
Phir zor se chilaye
AALU CHHOLAY WALA
Allah k naam pe
Maula k naam pe
Teri bewi bachon k naam pe
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko Paise dedo
Yeh mujhe msg nahi karta
Jab ap hanstey hain to aise lagte hai
K insan pehle Bander tha
Aray ap to naraz ho gaye
Jab ap naraz hote hain to aise lagta hai
K insan aaj b Bander hai