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Funny SMS
Ek pagal nay dosray pagal se kaha
K yar btao k agar Hathee swiming pool
men gir jaye to bahir kaise nikle ga?
Dosra pagal yar wo geel(wet)ho kar nikle ga
Mumtaz ki kabar dekh k har ashiq ki
mohabbat yad ati hai
Hum kis kis k liye TAJ MAHAL
bahwayen??
Hume har larki Mumtaz nazar ati hai
Fool se Fool ne
Foolon ki
Foolwari me
Fool k sath wish kia
U r most beautiFOOL
wonder FOOL & color
amongst all FOOLS!!
Is kadar hum apko chahte hen
K dunia wale jal jate hen
Yu to hum subko Ollou bnate hain
Par ap zara jaldi ban jate hen
Hum ap k ghar zarur ayenge
Har pal ayege Har waqt ayege
Har gante ayege Din rat ayege
aur ghanti baja kar baag jayege
Kabristan k chukidar ki kabar pe baite hue
Kutte k gale k patte men chupe hue virus k sir
k baal k andar ki bacteria ki kisam Tuusi!!
Agar ap pagal hoto
SMS parte he miss cal den
Maha pagal hoto SMS kijiye
Bevkuf hoto cal kijiye
Aur agar tino hoto chup rahiye
Kya bindas hawa chal rahi hai
Bird log gana ga rahe hen
Cow log gaas kha rahe hen
Sayane log SMS kar rehe hen
Aur kanjus log par rahe hen
Jab bag men bahar aye gi
Tab hamre SMS ki bochar ayegi
tanhai to hamri due ho jayegi
Per mera bill barne teri saas ayegi
Oh manu vekhi jandi c
main v onu vekhi jandi c
Oh manu vekhi jandi c
main v onu vekhi jandi c
na paper mani aanda c
na paper onu aanda c