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Funny SMS
Jab jab unka khayal aata hai
ek dard sa dil main cha jata hai
pehle sochte hon unhe bahon main bhar lon
Phir haqeekat nahi khawab hone k ehsaas ata hai
Aasman ne badal se kaha
Suraj ne kirno se kaha
Hawaon ne patton se kaha
Mian ne tumse kaha chal chal hawa aane de
Tum sa koi dosra zamane main hua
To tumhare abu se shikayat hogi
Aik to jeela nahi jata
Dosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi
Zindagi main tum bohat aage jao gi
Kyu k tum jahan b jao gi sab kahenge
Chal be chal aage chal!!
Har jis dil main mumtaz hai
Har is dil ki chahat ek taj hai
Mere liye sab bakwas hai
Kyu k har pal badalna mera mumtaz hai
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA Aha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi Hoho oho oho oho oho
Nahi
Yar bas apki shakal yad aa gayi
Pathar se dosti jaan ko khatra
Sardar se dosti dimaj ko khatra
Daru se dosti Liver ko khatra
Humse dosti rat be rat SMS ka khatra
Kya meri nak theri hai
Ankhen mendak ki jesi hai
Surat se beshram lagta hu
Pagal hon aqal nahi muje
Phir kisi ne aisa kyu kaha
K meri shkal tumse milti hai
Two Snakes were sitting in jungle
Female snake tried to kiss male snake
Suddenly male snake turned and
Started singing zehar hai k pyar hai tera chumma
Patharr kyu marte ho
Pura pahhar mar do
Hum yunhi mar jayenge
Sirf ek aankh maar do