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Funny SMS
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Love affairs:Something like cricket
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test
Hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r
how sweet u r ... how lovely u r
but i dont know y u r comilg only
in animal planet chanel
LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used
to read my SMS And Today,The history continues
When words are not enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE....
You just need to join...
ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
When I was born Devil said...
Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil said
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
Gud Morning... Kindly observe
SILENCE for two minutes in the
memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night aftrer sucking
ur blood. Thanks
A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No
I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio
label shows Made in Japan but radio
says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
Dream makes everything possible
Hope makes everything work, Luv
makes everything beautiful, Smile
makes all the above... So always
Brush ur Teeth
I have started luving 'U'... I know
it sounds rediculous but I can't
control my feelings 4 'U'. Sometime
later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS!