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Funny SMS
Star+moon=Romantic nyt
Birds+Sky=lovly day
Forest+Animal=refreshing world
U+ur smile=O My Allah!!
Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain
Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain
Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain
Magar Aapko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain
Zara zara karke teri yaadon ka mehel banate hain
Zara zara karke teri yaadon ka mehel banate hain
Phir?
illegal construction kehke M.D.A wale tod jaate hain
Ishq ke school men naya maahol taiyaar ho gaya
Ek teacher ko pappu ki girl frnd se pyaar ho gaya
Bas tabhi se pappu ka Dil udaas ho gaya
Class ke sabhi bachche fail
Aur pappu pass ho gaya
Ram ko truck ne takkar mar di:
Sham- yaar jo hona tha ho gaya par tu itna dara hua kyo hai?
Ram- yaar kyonki us truck ke peeche likha tha "phir Milenge"!!
Yaad hamari na aaye hone na denge
Dost aap jaisa khone na denge
Sharafat se contact men rehna hamare
Warana underworld ko aapki supari de denge
Machhar ne kaha insaan se
Na maaro humen jaan se
Jang chhir jayegi Dushmani bar jayegi
Agar ap men Junoon hai
To hamari ragon main b apka khoon hai
Aapki Muskurahat ne sabke hosh uda diye
Aapki Muskurahat ne sabke hosh ura diye
Sab hosh men aane hi waale thhe
K aap fir se muskura diye
Janaza mera uth raha tha
Phir b Takalluf tha unke aane main
Sanam Ghar main baithe puchh rahe thhe
Aur kitni der hai le jaane men
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se ke wo ap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Ek Cartoon jaise Cheez hai hamare pas kahin wo b Common na hojaye