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Funny SMS
Girl friends are like mobile phone
whenever you want happiness just check
inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment
just plug in your charger and enjoy
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur
premika saath saath aa rehla hain
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions
Promise me we are true friends I m
lamp you are light I am Coke you r
Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I
m Normal you are Pagal I am Water u r
If someone says u r ugly, its ok
if someone says u r stupid, its ok
if someone says u r genious slap him
as tight as you can n say there is a limit of
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy
an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's
loss or profit? student: Profit in
rupees & loss in paise
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad
what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long