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Funny SMS
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact
remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right
If u find no way out, Then just think of me
only once, I will be always there to INCREASE ur tensions
Different Phases of a man: After engagement:
Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10
years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY...
In the year 1796./.myself./.u./my frnds..ur frnds..
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
Once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen nd
say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?
shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is
written colestrol free
TODAY IS THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SMART ND
ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WHO
FITS THE DESCRIPTION;DONT SEND IT BACK I'VE
ALREADY RECIEVED HUNDREDS
My eyes miss u,my feels love u
my hands needs u,my mind calls u
my heart just 4 u , my live is u
i will die without u, i love u
aisa mery mama mujhay aksar...
Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You
Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U
Guess Who? The MONKEY IN ..THE ZOO..
Ur Ultimate Ur Logicall Ur lovely
Ur Unpredictable In shortcut ur ullu