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Funny SMS
This cat is cat a cat good cat way
cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat
buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of
friendship Plz take care of it & keep
it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in
water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
At dis moment in time 10 million people
r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning
put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked
up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm
afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
One day Raja and rani decided to send
messages to each other by using Pigeon
instead of mobile. The very next day
pigeon reached raja without any message
He angried and called to rani.She told
stupid "This was a missed call"
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
nd demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene... plz
donate. i have donated 15 litres
Dear user,your wife can become mother
without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD'
or call customer care at 9890****** &
b a tension-free DAD!
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of
their son,but they dont know proper
word to print,so they printed the
wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF
FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
Husband sitting near to his wife n
she was driving,Husband:please slow
down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please
No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age
55 in case of axident;Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh
Y do couples hold hands during their
wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking
hands b4 the fight begins